Let's. We'll settle this Feud right after this. Dawson: Next question, what time do you get off from work? Not that I wanted to hurt 'em, but I 'cause I love 'em. - Louie Anderson (said during the Triple Round when the controlling family decides whether they will Pass or Play from 1999-2000), "One strike onlyfor this question." Contestant: In nothing. - Louie Anderson and Richard Karn(said during the Triple Round, to a controlling/opposing family whose bank may or may not have enough points to win, from 1999-2003), "If it's up there, (and you have enough points,)you'll play for $10,000/$20,000. Playing against, the (insert family #2)! And now, here's your host, JOHN O'HURLEY!!! [buzzer] Dawson[to the other family]: Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses. O'Hurley: Name something that everyone knows aboutAl Gore.Contestant: He's aRepublican. YOU SAID IT, YOU DIDN'T ASK ME IF YOU COULD SAY THAT! Whichever leader gives the highest scoring (most popular) answer gets to decide if their team will play through the survey or pass it off to the other team. Female contestant: Underwear. "Harvey: Bald?Contestant: I'm offended.Harvey:Damn. Contestant: I'm a product development consultant,and Steve Harvey is touching me!Harvey:*jumps back, startled*Did that sound like a lawsuit to y'all? ", 1992 Pilot (First Half): - Richard Dawson (whenever an answer scored zero in Fast Money), "You passed. "Welcome to Family Feud! The Dubra family against the Spoerri family. Bye." O'Hurley: Name a famous Carey (or Cary/Carrie).Contestant:John Kerry. Combs:[during Fast Money]A city in Mexico. O'Hurley: Besides pepporoni, name your favorite pizza topping.Contestant: Combination. . (smacks lips) The first time I ever saw people of any color, was when D-Day left from my hometown in England, to go and free Europe from the war. - Richard Dawson (to the Controlling Family during the Triple Round if time runs short), "Top three answers on the board. Contestant: A gun. THIS AINT A COMEDY ROUTINE! Dawson: Real or fictional, name a famous Willie. Dawson: During what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant? - Ray Combs because of a Fast Money Win, "Okay, (insert family), go back! [Contestant 2] Oh, I've got a good answer to that [laughs]. "Thank you, and welcome to Family Feud. - Richard Karn (said during the first single point round), "One answer remains up there." Welcome to the Family Feud Challenge. Karn: Name a famous Jamie.Contestant 1: Jamie Fonda.Contestant 2: Judge Jamie Brown.Contestant 3: Jamie Star. He was a producer in the beginning of the show, and he helped steer and guide the way that we went, and he and I fall a lot of times, but I tell you, that he is important, and I should acknowledge him, because he was the one, with me, that, we said, "Let anybody come on this show, anyone that could play this game, no matter what color or creed, no matter if they're in a wheelchair or they have no sight!". Politician 1: You're not answering the question! Dawson: There are some street names common to cities all over the U.S., name one. Combs: To name a dangerous, dangerous piece of playground equipment, you said "a tire." Harvey: Name the month when you do your spring cleaning. Combs:[during Fast Money]Give me a word that describes thunder. Let's start the FAMILY FEUD!!!! The number 2 answer is Butter. I am a stuff animal. They buried themselves carrying us, and I love them for that. Go back (to the podium)! Sometimes, a contestant reads the plug. "Someone/Somebody's gonna play for $5,000/$10,000. Mama's Family: Season 1, Episode 5 script | Subs like Script ", "Pass or Play?" (Strike sound plays; Steve goes intoHappy Dancemode as the contestant looks shocked). O'Hurley: SomeoneBugs Bunnymight invite to his birthday party.Contestant: Doc. Hey Steve, what? Combs:[during Fast Money]A fruit you might buy only one of. - Ray Combs (whether or not there's one answer left to be revealed), "Not there!" - Host (Talking to the Judges that they needed to be more specific of an answer. You don't--we're gonna point to the board and this is the reason you'd dump a guy, ok? On the one-hour edition of the NEW FAMILY FEUD CHALLENGE!!!! Family Feud - Free Online Game | Washington Post From 2002-2021, this was said before the final commercial break/fee plugs. If it wasnt for him, we wouldnt have had this great show. I'm gonna ask you 5 Bullseye questions, each increasing value by $1,000, which means you could win up to $30,000." It's time to playFamily Feud! Don't put no iced tea in that! Combs: Name something you put on before you go to bed. (audience cheering continues)If you do too much of that, I won't be able to do a show for you, because I'll cry." Karn: Name something you push a pin into.Contestant: Your eye. I had the best staff you've ever dreamed of. I said, "God.". [ strike ] Ray Combs: Ooohhh.. two strikes. It's our last show, and I have to tell you, that whoever wins this and they play, normally they'll come back, they won't. ", Steve: "Welcome to Celebrity Family Feud! We're gonna play the game, and the champs are right here, the Murphys. I just have to thank this crew. ", 1987 Pilot: Give it up for Steeeevee Harvey! Thank you very much, you made me feel right at home." Contestant: No. "Listen (very) carefully as we move (very) quickly." Harvey: No, you didn't, on national TV, set us back 30 years. (From/All the way from (insert city and state,), (Returning for their (x) day, with (a total of)$XX,XXX,), you're still alive." (Before the Fast Money round starts). Harvey: Alright, number two, okay, okay, you gotta give me a word or phrase that means "Naked". Dawson: Name one ofthe Three Bears. (audience laughs) Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! Playing against the (insert family #2 (and their names)), on your marks! - Louie Anderson (going to a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 1999-2002), "Who's playing? SNL Transcripts: Steve Martin: 01/21/78: Family Feud - Ray Combs (on the first Face-Off question from 1988-1992), "For this question only, we surveyed/asked 100 Men/Women. If you said the Number One answer is (insert Bullseye Answer), you hit the Bullseye!" "Today on Family Feud, from (insert location here, followed in the first season by a rhyming couplet about the family name), it's the (insert family #1)!! - said during Fast Money. Today, we're going to see two wonderful families battle it out for family honoron their way to $5,000, with a chance for $5,000. You fill it up. Dawson: A country that begins with the letter S. Dawson: Tell me how long is too long for a house guest to visit. Contestant: How 'bout your wife? "- Ray Combs on the first episode of the Bullseye Round from The New Family Feud in 1992, "Welcome to the Family Feud. Mark created several game shows, including The Price is Right, Match Game, and of course, Family Feud. But you know, in a troubled economy, you go anywhere you can. Contestant: Willie the Pooh? [laughter]. And now, here's your host, ((insert funny nickname here), (first season only)) JOHN O'HURLEY!!! 2023 Jeopardy! - From Steve Harvey's early hosting, "If the (insert family team name) family wins today's show, they're going to drive away/out of herein a brand new car." [buzzer]. Introducing the (insert family #1 (and their names)), ready for action! Boy, we gotta be able to change those names sometimes, don't we. Dawson: Name something that has to warm up before you use it. There were more bad answers, including Spain, Fiji, Armenia and Saudi Arabia. (cue laughter, collective facepalms, and Harvey's WTF face) can I say that? [buzzer]. Read the question and let a leader from each team give their answer. family feud sounds at triggered events (sounds are subject to copyright and will be changed later) timers for fast money 1 and 2 game window screen can go back in history Changeable team names Hostable/Joinable Rooms with generated room codes Localization support English Espaol Indonesian Start "All the way from (city, state) (returning for their (x) day), it's the (insert family #1)! Hollywood, CA 90028.. Mama's Family (1983-1990): Season 1, Episode 5 - Family Feud - full transcript. This official Family Feud game pits two families against each other in a trivia competition based on survey responses from real people. Combs: Name something a woman out on a date would hate to discover on her face. All I can tell you is, this has been a very special nine years of my life! We'll be back to play Fast Money right after this, don't go away." Have a great day (on CBS), and (we'll) see you next time. I gotta do at least 30 minutes of fun and laughter, and you make me gonna cry, when you give me kind of that welcome, and I think you succeeded it. The original host was Richard Dawson, but Steve Harvey runs the show today! Don't look anywhere else. There were people I know that got upset, that I kiss people; I kiss them for luck and love, that's all. - Steve Harvey (2010-present), "I'm Steve Harvey. STEVE walks out to family feud music. Harvey: Name something that gets passed aroundContestant: A Joint. Thank you. What is the top answer to this question: (insert question)? - Host about Tournament Finale, "For this game, though, we're changing things a bit. I Know! Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Be in total control of your money with Green Dot." First team/family to (reach) 400 points/dollars wins the Tournament worth (insert amount)!" [contestant buzzes in, laughter and applause]I Know! Oh, you gotta put your shoe. Please do not (attempt to) ask me to repeat. Harvey: You don't want nobody to sit on it. - Gene Wood (1988-1993). I just got this job! You got to try to find the most popular answer to this question." Combs:[during Fast Money]A word used to describe a plane flight. Journalist: The war in Bolodzka raged on today as rebel troops seized control. O'Hurley: Besides America, name a country that starts with the letter A.Contestant 1:Asia.Contestant 2:Amsterdam. It's Celebrity Family Feud! Dawson: Name something that can kill a lively party. - Richard Dawson/Ray Combs, said when a player fails to reach 200 points in the Fast Money round. Contestant: Well, Richard uh, I mean Ray Combs: You can call me Richard. ", has a chance to win/force Sudden Death. Let me say that, first of all, its a pleasure to be with you. I wish you are. I'm Alyson Hannagan! A Penis, oh, we gonna keeping that answer. (1975 Pilot, 1976-1982), A Mark Goodson Television Production." Thanks a lot." START OF THE SPIEL: "If it's not there, (insert family teamname) "This answer is for/worth a brand new car. We have two great families(, and they're) ready to battle it out for the chance that one of them may/to win up to/might win a jackpot that could be worth $20,000. [While Contestant 2 is up, the show takes a five-minute delay due to Dawson's struggles to say the question due to his laughter over the "September" answer. Key Term family feud script; Course Hero uses AI to attempt to automatically extract content from documents to surface to you and others so you can study better, e.g., in search results, to enrich docs, and more. Dawson: Name a time that most people get up. Just look at me." No, just come on. Because, if it's not up there, there's not enough points, so the other team wins." So, I leave you with love, and for the little girl, that,nine years ago I first signed to - I guess she's 13 now - I'll think of you everyday. The player that has control of the round will keep guessing and collecting points until they guess all . Harvey: Name something that you pass around.Contestant: A joint. O'Hurley: One ofOprah Winfrey's favorite people.Contestant: Regis Kelly. The number 2 answer is (insert answer). Answer (1 of 4): .Yes and no. Harvey: How long could you go without buying something new. Harvey: When people talk about the big one, what do they refer to?Contestant: A man's privates. Karn: Name something that starts with the word "club".Contestant: Golf club. (And from (insert city and state),)Theyreplaying against/It's the (insert family #2)!" Introducing the Najimy Family: Kathy, Dan, Alexandra, Tom and Mona, ready for action! Contestant: 401(k) jelly. I've haven't heard this many laughs, since George Jessel passed away. Combs: You think that made the survey? I hope you dressed similarly at home, 'cause we've got a good one today." Sairon: It's time to play family feud! Dawson: Very good. Let's meetthe Del Campo Family: Jim, James, Ed, Steve and Robert, on your marks! (audience laughing)And it is agreat magic about this show, that I've never seen on any other show. Dawson: Besides a bird, something in a birdcage. This is the greatest show I've ever had! Dawson: Name a day of the year when you really want to be with friends. Bring the fun and excitement of America's favorite game show to your home computer or laptop when you download Family Feud 2 on PC or Mac. - Family Feud host (going into a first commercial break since 2003; although Richard Karn does funny jokes about the answers after the last round from 2003-2006), "It's still anybody's game, so come on back." I'm gonna ask you the same 5 questions, you cannot duplicate the answers. Come on, let's me and you stand here. O'Hurley: Name an actor fromBaywatchwho is still hot today.Contestant:Brad Pitt. Let's move on to the NBC side. Dawson: Name an article of clothing that children are always losing. Girls working today. ", This answer will decide who will play for $XX,000., "We're giving you $500on the Green Dot re-loadable Prepaid Card. Harvey: Two of these people are teachers in the family! 6 FUNNY TIMES STEVE HARVEY WENT OFF SCRIPT On Family Feud | Bonus Round Dawson: Name a popular Halloween costume. O'Hurley: Name a mischievous animal.Contestant: Uh Beaver! ", 19761985; 19941995: - said during the second half of theFast Money round, "You said (insert answer). Call me! Thank you, thank you! - Ray Combs, "Join me!" O'Hurley: If you wanted to become the nextHugh Hefner, name something you'd need to get.Contestant: I think you'd need to get someViagra. Contestant: Yes. Let's start the FAMILY FEUD!!!! - Ray Combs (to the family with the highest score can still make a possible win of 300 during the fourth Question [usually the Double Round]), "I'm only going to read the question once. OnFamily Feud, we have two typical American families, they come out, battle it out for glory, honor, the joy of winning, and a whole lotta spending money. Download & Play Family Feud on PC & Mac (Emulator) And now, here's the star of our show,STEVE HARVEY!!! She said, "I never presumed to tell anyone who could make a rainbow what color to make children! You know, our ratings weren't that good, and they were so great. - Ray Combs' alternate versions of BAM! - John O'Hurley, "First team/family to (reach) [[1]]points/dollars plays Fast Money for (insert amount)! TV STUDIO THE SCENE OPENS IN THE TV STUDIO FOR THE LIVE TAPING OF THE HIT GAME SHOW "FAMILY FEUD". Harvey: Wehave a new device now called YouTube, you will be a amazing star. I Know! Dawson[after a brief pause]: Make a note of this show. GitHub - yassck02/FamilyFeud: A text-based Family Feud game written in - Ray Combs from the 1987 pilot, "Thank you. We will miss you, Richard. (applause) Thank you, please. 1975 Pilot: "It's time for the Family Feud! O'Hurley: If a baby didn't want his mother leaving the house, name something he might try hiding in his diaper.Contestant:Kelly Clarkson. Arthur's Family Feud/Transcript < Arthur's Family Feud View source Introduction The TV shows a journalist standing in front of a partly destroyed building. What is found in nearly every refrigerator? Contestant withPatoisaccent: Richard, Me gonna go alone and say "Arange". Let's start the FAMILY FEUD!!!! And now, here's the star of our show, give it up for STEVE HARVEY!!! Harvey: (starts laughing) Just Just shut up! - Ray Combs (whenever the winning team is halfway through 200 points during Fast Money), "You had that on the other side." You and your family could win a lot of cash and a brand new car!